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🩲HONEY I SHRUNK THE SKIDS - INSTANT WIN🩲 (AUTODRAW)
🩲HONEY I SHRUNK THE SKIDS - INSTANT WIN🩲 (AUTODRAW)
3p
Draw On Sun Jun 7th 9:00pm
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Instant Wins
😘💖JACKPOT “You’re out the doghouse… for now.” - £777
0/10 Found
🤯⚡️”That’s not getting you out of this mate” - £177
0/10 Found
💕🛏️”Back in the bed… behave yourself” - £77
0/40 Found
🩲😭 “I didn’t know it was a delicate wash..” - £17
0/50 Found
🙏🏻🍻”Couple of pints & an apology.. that won’t work” - £7
0/100 Found
🚪👈🏻 “ You’ve properly done it now” - 77p
4/1000 Found
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It started with confidence. “I’ll stick a wash on.”
No one asked him to.
No one wanted him to.
But there he was… pressing buttons like a man who thinks he understands fabrics.
Ten minutes later, he’s stood in the kitchen holding a pair of knickers…
that now legally qualify as a Barbie’s underwear.
He squints at them.
Gives them a little stretch.
“Yeah… that’s not right.”
She walks in.
Sees him.
Sees the knickers.
Sees the washing machine.
Pause.
“Did you touch my wash?”
Now—this is where a smart man lies.
He is not a smart man.
“…yeah, but—”
Fun fact:
No good sentence in history has ever started with “yeah, but”.
That night:
He’s on the sofa.
No blanket.
TV remote just out of reach.
Somehow… she’s turned the heating off as well.
Didn’t even know that was part of the punishment system.
Next morning he tries to recover.
Makes tea.
Buys flowers.
Hits her with a soft:
“You alright?”
She says:
“I’m fine.”
Which, as we all know, translates to:
“This isn’t over.”
By Friday, he’s in the pub.
Telling the lads:
“I only tried to help.”
They all nod slowly.
One of them just goes:
“What setting did you put it on?”
“…60.”
The whole table goes silent.
One bloke just whispers:
“You’ve ruined your life there, mate.”